My Father Owned A Small Piece Of

Death Is An Acquired Trait.

I Was Raised In The Jewish Tradition, Taught Never To Marry A Gentile Woman, Shave On A Saturday Night And, Most Especially, Never To Shave A Gentile Woman On A Saturday Night.

I'd Never Join A Club That Would Allow A Person Like Me To Become A Member.

Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Out To Get You.

Reality May Not Be The Best Of All Possible Worlds, But It's Still The Only Place Where You Can Get A Decent Steak.