My Dream Was Maybe Someday, One Night

Anything Seen On Tv Is, In A Subtle And Sinister Sense, Thereby Endorsed.

While Other Kids Were Out Playing And Doing Healthy Things, I Read An Ancient Judo Book With A Neck Hold That Was Fatal To So Many People They Finally Dropped It From Judo.

Japanese Is Sort Of A Hobby Of Mine, And I Can Get Around Japan With Ease.

I've Actually Gotten So I Don't Associate Television With Entertainment Very Much.

The Information Superhighway? That Sounds Like A Place That's Long And Boring And Kills 50,000 People A Year.