My Dream Is To Make The World's

I Found Out That Smoking Is The Leading Cause Of Statistics.

I Once Gave A Girl A Bloody Fake Ear In A Tiffany Jewelry Box With A Letter That Said, “will You Gogh To Prom With Me?

It'd Be Cool To Chipmunk-ize "the Virgin Suicides" Soundtrack. All This Ethereal French Music, I Think That Would Be Unique To Listen To.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

I've Always Been A Fan Of Andy Kaufman.