My Daughter Was A Beautiful Child.

You Can't Change What Happened. Just Like You Can't Change The Future By Worrying About It. You Just Have To Keep Moving.

All You Do As A Performer Is Keep Doing It. If You Keep Doing It, Then It Depends On Why You're Doing It. If You're Doing Something For Superficial, Monumental Reasons And If You're Doing It For Female Attention, Or If You're Doing It For Money, It's Like Being Upset. Only Way You Can Get Upset Is When You Expecting Something. If You Don't Get This Award Or Don't Get That Award, That Because You Expect Something.

You Don't See Me In Los Angeles A Lot. I Go Back Home. Because I Can't Play The Game. I Can't - My Tolerance - I Know I'm Getting Old; I'll Be 50 This Year. And You Know How I Know I'm Getting Old? 'cause My Tolerance Level Is Low.

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.

Bernie Mac Just Says What You Think But Are Afraid To Say.