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The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When You Find Out Who Will Lie For You.

If You're A Host Of A Video Show And You're On The Cleanest Show On Television For Eight Years, People Want To Say, 'well, That's What That Person Does.' That Was The Dilemma For Me, Career-wise.

I Have A Feeling I'm Going To Wake Up One Day And Say 'i Can't Do Dirty Stuff Anymore, I Want To Go All Clean.' I'll Do Clean Stuff Too, I Like To Entertain People. Then They Egged Me On; We Shot It At The Laugh Factory.

I Just Did A Play In New York Which Has Been My Best Experience That Ive Had For Maybe Ever. It Was Paul Weitzs Play Called Privilege And I Was In New York For Three Months.