My Dad Loved To Laugh. He Was

Justin Timberlake Is The Single Most Talented Human Being I've Ever Met In My Life, And It Sickens Me. He Is, Like, 12 Years Old Or Something! He Has 0 Percent Body Fat, He Is Musically Gifted, He Has A Great Ear For Accents, And He Is Hilarious.

I'm A Comedic Actor, Not To Mix Words, But It's Something I Think About. A Comedic Actor. I Like To Think That Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers And Alec Guinness Are Comedic Actors. And Dan Aykroyd, Too. Those Are My Heroes.

Everywhere I Go, People Come Up To Me On The Street And Ask Me If There’s Going To Be Another One!

Silly Is You In A Natural State, And Serious Is Something You Have To Do Until You Can Get Silly Again.

My Dad Sold Encyclopedias And My Mom Worked In A Factory Office.