My Breasts Have A Life Of Their

Where Are The Robert Redfords And Paul Newmans Of My Age Group? I Love James Franco, But Where's The Next James Franco? Where Are The Hunks Who Can Act?

There's Always Male Roles I Want To Play. I'm So Annoyed When I Watch Movies And Go, "that Could Have Been Played By A Woman."

I Learned That You Can't Have Any Expectations With Life. You Never Know What's Going To Happen.

Teenagers Only Have To Focus On Themselves - Its Not Until We Get Older That We Realize That Other People Exist.

"i Was Just Like A Pathological Liar When I Was A Kid. I Think I Just Wanted To One-up Somebody. Somebody Would Be Like, 'oh, God, My Legs Hurt.' I'd Be Like, 'your Legs Hurt? I'm Getting Mine Amputated Next Week.' And That's Actually How My Mother Found Out. She Came To School And Somebody Was Like, 'god, That's Such A Shame About Jennifer's Legs.' She Made Me Purge. I Had To Spill Out All Of My Lies. I Was Like, 'i Said That Dad Drove A Barge, And We Were Millionaires, And You Were Pregnant, I Had To Get My Legs Amputated, And I Spayed Cats And Dogs On The Weekends.' Now I Can't Lie.