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People Only Talk About What A Joyous Experience It Is, But There Is Terror: Your Life, As You Know It, Is Over. It's Over The Day That Child Is Born. It's Over, And Something Completely New Starts.

Now, The Essence, The Very Spirit Of Christmas Is That We First Make Believe A Thing Is So, And Lo, It Presently Turns Out To Be So. - Stephen Leacockof Christmas Trees Around The House, So It Smells Good.

The Studios Don't Seem To Foster Good Writing. They're Not So Interested In That, But They're More Interested In What Worked Most Recently. They're Definitely Very Serious About Making Money, And That's Not A Wrong Thing, But You Don't Have To Make Money The Same Way All The Time.

I Lost My Phone And I Just Really Didn't Look For It. It Was The Nicest Feeling, Like Six Weeks. ... A Couple Of Times I Needed To Use A Telephone, And I Was Always Able To Touch Someone That Had A Telephone And Say, "hey, Can I Use Your Phone? May I Please?" And They'd Say, "sure." And That Was It! So It Was Ok, It Was A Real Vacation. I Took A Real Vacation From Myself.

I'm Just An Obnoxious Guy Who Can Make It Appear Charming, That's What They Pay Me To Do.