Most People, When They Reach A Certain

It's A Bunch Of Bull! If God, Or Nature, Or Whatever You Want To Call It Didn't Want You To Mix Carbohydrates, Starches And Fats, You'd Never Have A Grain, You'd Never Have A Vegetable Or A Fruit, Would You? What's In A Grain? It's Got Carbohydrates, Starches, Fats, Sugar. It's Got Everything In It. Why Does Nature Do That? One Guy Says Don't Mix Carbohydrates, And The Other Guy Says Don't Mix Protein With It; It's All A Bunch Of Lard, Something To Sell A Book. And The Poor Public Is So Confused, They Don't Know What To Do.

Your Age Is The Sum Total Of Your Physical Condition, The Condition Of Your Mind, And How You Feel.

The First Thing I Did When I Was Forty Years Old, I Put Handcuffs On And I Jumped Off Alcatraz Prison And Swam To San Francisco Handcuffed. That Made National Publicity. Then, There Were Three Or Four Years Where I Would Do More Difficult Feats. Another Birthday I Towed A Thousand Pound Boat Across The Golden Gate. On My 65th Birthday I Towed 65 Boats A Mile And A Half In Tokyo. On My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It With My Feet And Hands Tied A Mile And A Half In Long Beach.... My Next Birthday I Will Be 93. I'm Gonna Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

Forget About What You Used To Do. Don't Make Those Same Mistakes Again. Everybody Says, "oh The Good Old Days" - The Good Old Days Are Right This Second! This Moment Controls The Next Moment.

I Train Like I'm Training For The Olympics Or For A Mr. America Contest, The Way I've Always Trained My Whole Life. You See, Life Is A Battlefield. Life Is Survival Of The Fittest... How Many Healthy People Do You Know? How Many Happy People Do You Know? Think About It. People Work At Dying, They Don't Work At Living. My Workout Is My Obligation To Life. It's My Tranquilizer. It's Part Of The Way I Tell The Truth--and Telling The Truth Is What's Kept Me Going All These Years.