Most People Eat As If They Were

If You Have Sense Enough To Realize Why Flies Gather Around A Restaurant, You Should Be Able To Appreciate Why Men Run For Office.

Don't Be Crazy To Do A Lot Of Things You Can't Do.

Financial Sense Is Knowing That Certain Men Will Promise To Do Certain Things, And Fail.

A Woman Is As Old As She Looks Before Breakfast.

When A Man Dies, And His Kin Are Glad Of It, They Say, "he Is Better Off."