Most Of Us Don't Live Our Lives

That's The Difference Between Irony And Sarcasm. Irony Can Be Spontaneous, While Sarcasm Requires Volition. You Have To Create Sarcasm.

Actually, Orcas Aren't Quite As Complex As Scientists Imagine. Most Killer Whales Are Just Four Tons Of Doofus Dressed Up Like A Police Car.

It Was Sometimes Difficult To Reconcile A Man's Talents With His Personality.

Sometimes This High-tech World Calls For Low-tech Solutions.

An Original Thought Would Crack Your Feeble Skull Like A Thunderbolt, You Craven Vulture.