Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

I Call It 'new Forms'. When You're Starting Out, They Ask You To Do Four Or Five Minute Sets, But Once You're A Headliner, You Do Like 90 Minutes. I Try To Think Of Different Things To Divvy Up The Show, Like Doing Drawings, Playing Music... I Gotta Carry The Show, That's The Problem.

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

Suicide Is The #1 Killer Of A Person Who Is In A Boat And Happens To Be Passing Under A Bridge At The Wrong Time.

I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very Similar... Until You Think Of Gummy.