Monarchical Government, N. Government.

Radium, N. A Mineral That Gives Off Heat And Stimulates The Organ That A Scientist Is A Fool With.

You Don't Have To Be Stupid To Be A Christian, ... But It Probably Helps.

Plagiarism, N. A Literary Coincidence Compounded Of A Discreditable Priority And An Honorable Subsequence.

What A Woman Most Admires In A Man Is Distinction Among Men. What A Man Most Admires In A Woman Is Devotion To Himself.

Rhubarb: Essence Of Stomach Ache.