Mistakes Don't Have To Define Us. They're

My Father Was A History Professor, And My Mother A Housewife—" She Married A House?

Simi? What Was It You Told Me Once About Families? We Have Three Kinds Of Family. Those We Are Born To, Those Who Are Born To Us, And Those We Let Into Our Hearts.

I Will Fear No Evil For I Am The Baddest Beast In The Land. (nick)

Not Half As Much As I’d Miss Me If You Killed Me. (he Blinked Like A Girl And Leaned Against Ash’s Shoulder.) Please Don’t Hurt Me, Ash. Please. I Don’t Want To Die While I’m Still A Virgin. At Least Let Me Get Laid Before You Kill Me – Which According To My Mom I Can’t Do Until I’m Married And I Can’t Do That Until I Finish College. So You Have To Wait A Good Ten Years Before You Snuff Me. Deal? (nick)

Surprise, Dickhead, Mama Forgot To Tell You A Few Things About Me. (zarek)