Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

The People Voting For The Oscars Are So Old. I Haven't Seen One Academy Award Voter With A Tampon In Her Purse.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.