Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live

Blondes Have More Fun, Don't They? They Must. How Many Brunettes Do You See Walking Down The Street With Blond Roots?

Men Forget Everything; Women Remember Everything. That's Why Men Need Instant Replay In Sports. They've Already Forgotten What's Happened.

My Mother Is Such A Lousy Cook That Thanksgiving At Her House Is A Time Of Sorrow.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

Men Do Not Like To Admit To Even Momentary Imperfection. My Husband Forgot The Code To Turn Off The Alarm. When The Police Came, He Wouldn't Admit He'd Forgotten The Code... He Turned Himself In.