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Marriages Don't Last. When I Meet A Guy, The First Question I Ask Myself Is: Is This The Man I Want My Children To Spend Their Weekends With?

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.

I Hate Learning Through Experience. Just Once I'd Like To Learn Something Because Someone Was Nice Enough To Tell Me In Advance.

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.