Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom

I Paid Attention To Not Being A Comedian, And Just Concentrated On Being Who I Was. That Is What You Have To Do. If You Say You Are A Comedian That Has Been Done Before. If You Just Be Who You Are Then You Are Unique. Everyone Is Unique.

My Cousin Just Got Married For The Totally Wrong Reasons. She Married A Man For Money. She Wasn't Real Subtle About It. Instead Of Calling Him Her Fiancé, She Kept Calling Him Her Financee.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

To Attract Men, I Wear A Perfume Called 'new Car Interior.'