Men Peak At Age Nineteen And Go

Enough. Man Is Capable Of Reform Once Presented With The Facts, And The Fact Is That Bottling Water And Shipping It Is A Big Waste Of Fuel, So Stop Already.

Nothing You Do For Children Is Ever Wasted. They Seem Not To Notice Us, Hovering, Averting Our Eyes, And They Seldom Offer Thanks, But What We Do For Them Is Never Wasted.

Eating A Little Was Like Vomiting A Little, Just As Bad As A Lot.

I Remember When I Switched From Christmas To Sex As The Secret Of Happiness.

Second Violins Can Play A Concerto Perfectly If They're In Their Own Home And Nobody's There.