Men Marry What They Need. I Marry

The Constitution Gives Every American The Inalienable Right To Make A Damn Fool Of Himself.

A Carbonated Wine Foisted Upon Americans (who Else Would Drink It?) By Winery Ad Agencies As A Way Of Getting Rid Of Inferior Champagne By Mixing It With Inferior Burgundy.

Gentility Is What Is Left Over From Rich Ancestors After The Money Is Gone.

A University Is A Reading And Discussion Club. If Students Knew How To Use The Library, They Wouldn't Need The Rest Of The Buildings. The Faculty's Job, In Great Part, Is To Teach Students How To Use A Library In A Living Way. All A Student Should Really Need Is Access To The Library And A Place To Sleep.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise Probably Indicates Unskilled Labor.