Maybe We Can Change Some Kid's Life

Life Is A Waste Of Time And Time Is A Waste Of Life, So Let's All Get Wasted And Have The Time Of Our Lives.

If Chasing Cool Is Important To You, You're An Idiot!

I Would Love To Be Erased From Our Association With Pearl Jam Or The Nymphs And Other First Time Offenders.

I Called Leo Fender, The Dead Guy, A Dork. Now I'll Never Get An Endorsement.

If You Guys Throw One More Shoe Or One More Coin, I'm Just Going To Leave My Guitar Next To My Amp And There's Going To Be Massive Feed Back For An Hour.