May The Irs Find That You Deduct

We Know There's Going To Be Nothing But Pain, But We Go Back Again And Again.

I'm Thinking Of Being A Professional Mourner. How Hard Can It Be? Tear At Your Hair, Sing A Dirge Or Two, Take The Rest Of The Week Off.

Not Unlike The Toaster, I Control Darkness.

The Pursuit Of Material Gain Is Ultimately Empty When Measured Against Eternity.

You Know, There's A 12 Step Program For Gambling. You Should Look Into That. Twelve Steps. Coyote Laughed. I'll Bet I Can Do It In Six.