Martyrdom Is Often The Result Of Excessive

There Is Nothing Like A Garden To Rest The Soul.

Giving Other People Advice Is One Of The Most Irritating And Useless Activities Known To Man.

It Was Hate At First Sight, Clean, Pure And Strong As Grain Alcohol.

The Cat Horus Shot Out From Under The Table And Headed For The Door, His Ears Flattened And His Tail Straight Out. There He Encountered Abdullah, Who Had Been Waiting For Us On The Verandah And Who Had, I Supposed, Been Alarmed By Emerson's Shouts And Hurried To Discover What Disaster Had Prompted Them. The Cat Got Entangled In Abdullah's Skirts And A Brief Interval Of Staggering (by Abdullah), Scratching (by Horus) And Swearing (by Both Parties) Ensued Before Horus Freed Himself And Departed.

No Woman Really Wants A Man To Carry Her Off; She Only Wants Him To Want To Do It.