Married Sex Is Like Being Awake During

To Date Or Not To Date That Is The Question. It's Almost As Important As Shakespeare's To Be Or Not To Be Which Deals With Death.

When Every Piece Of Furniture And Your Underwear Are Taken By The Bank, When You Lose Your House In Florida, In New York, In Amsterdam And L.a., When Your Wife Is Dying And Your Son Abandons You, You Don't Feel Very Good.

I Love Going To The Factories Of La Plata, Or Little Havana And Seeing Them Roll Cigars. I Get Excited. To Me It Is More Beautiful Than A Topless Club

Philosophy Is An Attempt By Man To Find Cause And Effect. Religion Has The Same Goal

In Reality There Is No Cause Or Effect, There Is Only The Indifference Of The Universe.