Marriage Is The Death Of Hope.

I Can't Even Make A Leap Of Faith To Believe In My Own Existence.

He's A Politician. That's A Notch Below Child Molester.

Some Guy Hit My Fender, And I Told Him, 'be Fruitful And Multiply,' But Not In Those Words.

I Have No Regard For That Kind Of Ceremony. I Just Don't Think They Know What They're Doing. When You See Who Wins Those Things-or Who Doesn't Win Them-you Can See How Meaningless This Oscar Thing Is.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach!