Mark Twain Is A Universe, And He

If You Think That By Threatening Me You Can Get Me To Do What You Want... Well, That's Where You're Right. But - And I Am Only Saying This Because I Care - There's A Lot Of Decaffeinated Brands On The Market That Are Just As Tasty As The Real Thing.

I'm A Character Actor, But I Look Like A Leading Man.

If You Look Up The Definition Of News In The Dictionary, It Isn't What You Watch On Tv.

I Can Safely Say That No One Who Has Ever Won An Oscar Didn't Want To Win An Oscar.

I Liked Being Doc Holliday. It's Fun To Be Insightful And Aristocratic, To Stand Up For Your Friend And Make Sacrifices For Him. It Was Fun To Be Arrogant Like He Was And Have The Goods To Back It Up. He Was A Very Noble Character. Although, Let's Not Forget, He Did Kill A Lot Of People.