Many A Man Spanks His Children For

Personally My Ambition Is To Get My Time As A Cockroach Shortened For Good Behavior And Be Promoted To A Revenue Officer It Is Not Much Of A Step Up But I Am Humble

An Optimist Is The Person Who Has Never Had Any Experience At All.

There Was Once A Hindu Sage, Who Sat Down On The Banks Of The Ganges And Thought For Seventy Years About The Millennium. Just As He Arrived At The Solution And Was Putting It Into Verse, A Mosquito Stung Him And He Forgot It Again At Once.

An Idea Isn't Responsible For The People Who Believe In It.

There Is Bound To Be A Certain Amount Of Trouble Running Any Country. If You Are President, The Trouble Happens To You. But If You Are A Tyrant You Can Arrange Things So That Most Of The Trouble Happens To Other People.