Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.