Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.