Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I Don't Believe Meatloaf Should Glow In The Dark

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.