Man Does Not Live By Murder Alone.

A Lot Of Movies Are About Life, Mine Are Like A Slice Of Cake.

The Picture's Over. Now I Have To Go And Put It On Film.

If I Won't Be Myself, Who Will?

When An Actor Comes To Me And Wants To Discuss His Character, I Say, 'it's In The Script.' If He Says, 'but What's My Motivation?, ' I Say, 'your Salary.'

Puns Are The Highest Form Of Literature.