Make Crime Pay. Become A Lawyer.

There Is No More Independence In Politics Than There Is In Jail.

There Have Been Three Great Inventions Since The Beginning Of Time: Fire, The Wheel, And Central Banking.

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.

It's The Fellow Who Knows When To Quit That The Audience Wants More Of.

There Is Two Types Of Larceny, Petty And Grand. They Are Supposed To Be The Same In The Eyes Of The Law, But Judges Always Put A Little Extra On You For Petty, Which Is Kind Of A Fine For Stupidness.