Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

Great Music Is That Which Penetrates The Ear With Facility And Leaves The Memory With Difficulty. Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of A Night's Sleep.