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The Only Really Good Vegetable Is Tabasco Sauce. Put Tabasco Sauce In Everything. Tabasco Sauce Is To Bachelor Cooking What Forgiveness Is To Sin. The Next Best Vegetable Is The Jalapeno Pepper. It Has The Virtue Of Turning Salads Into Practical Jokes.

The Soviet Constitution Guarantees Everyone A Job. A Pretty Scary Idea, I'd Say.

A Humorist Doesn't Really Do That Much Note-taking.

I Write Because I Like To Make Things And The Only Things I Am Good At Making Things With Are Words.

Armenians And Azerbaijanis In Stepanakert, Capital Of The Nagorno-karabakh Autonomous Region, Rioted Over Much Needed Spelling Reform In The Soviet Union.