Love Is Not Something You Think About,

One Can't Be Free Without Action.

Do We Look Like Thrill-seekers? Wasn't It Enough That We Had To Put Up That Sign Reading No Habla Espanol And Acknowledge The Existence Of Thirty Percent Of The Population, Even In The Negative?

Even A Mentally Challenged Shark Would Figure Out That Sea Turtles Did Not Wear Boxer Shorts Printed In Flying Piggies, And No Sea Turtle Would Be Yattering Streams Of Obscenities Between Chain-smoker Gasps Of Breath.

Shoes Off In The Whale! And Don't Try And Make A Break For The Anus.

Sometimes This High-tech World Calls For Low-tech Solutions.