Love Is Bullshit. Emotion Is Bullshit.

A Male Chauvinist Pig Isn't Born, He's Made, And More And More Of Them Are Being Made By Women.

Optimism Is The First Symptom That Any Disease Is Fatal.

Any Time Some Well-meaning Person Forces You To Demonstrate You Have No Talent And Rubs Your Nose In The Fact You're A Failure At The Only Dream You Ever Had, Take Another Drink.

Suicide Is Very Contagious.

I Write Because It's A Way Of Presenting Something Without Having To Be There.