Love Is A Letter On Pink Stationery.

I've Been Thinking... Maybe You're A Mockingbird... Mockingbirds Imitate The Songs Of Other Birds... No, I've Never Heard Of Any Copyright Problems.

The Secret To Speed-reading Is Moving Your Lips Faster.

Why Are You Standing Here, Charlie Brown?" "i'm Waiting For That Little Red-haired Girl To Walk By... I'm Going To Say Hello To Her And Ask Her How She's Enjoying Her Summer Vacation, And Just Sort Of Talk To Her... You Know..." "you'll Never Do It, Charlie Brown... You'll Panic..." "besides That, She's Already Walked By!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

I've Tried To Be A Better Person... I've Tried, And Tried And Tried! You Know How Hard I've Tried! Tell Me How I've Tried..." "nice Try... Five Cents, Please!