Look On The Bright Side; That's One

I Just Don't See How Anyone Can Hate America. I Mean, Crap, I Live There. What More Do You Need?

I've Never Had Much Sympathy For Orphans, I Mean, When I Was Their Age I Would Have Killed To Have No Parents To Make Me Clean My Room And Stuff

The Jews Are Just Clumsy Bakers.

I Think The Saddest Moments In Life Have Humor In Them. I Have A Memory Of Coming Home From A Funeral With My Family In The Back Of A Limousine And Someone Cracking A Joke And Us Just Hysterically Belly Laughing. It's How We Always Dealt With Tragedy In Our Lives And I Think It's Such A Healthy Way To Deal With Sadness.

I Heard About The Dalai Lama, You Know And I Thought To Myself, Why Not Me?