Long, Long Ago, Before Eruptions Were Invented,

Genes Are Little Items That Are Found In Every Living Thing Except Sen. Alfonse D'amato.

Rembrandt's First Name Was Beauregard, Which Is Why He Never Used It.

There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World, And I Am One Of Them.

I Love Halloween. It Reminds Me Of My Happy Childhood Days As A Student At Wampus Elementary School In Armonk, N.y., When We Youngsters Used To Celebrate Halloween By Making Decorations Out Of Construction Paper And That White Paste That You Could Eat.

We Operate Under A Jury System In This Country, And As Much As We Complain About It, We Have To Admit That We Know Of No Better System, Except Possibly Flipping A Coin.