London Is The Sporting Capital Of The

I'm A One-nation Tory.

The Difference Between Hitler's Speeches And Churchill's Speeches Was That Hitler Made You Think He Could Do Anything; Churchill Made You Think You Could Do Anything.

Nothing Excites Compassion, In Friend And Foe Alike, As Much As The Sight Of You Ker-splonked On The Tarmac With Your Propeller Buried Six Feet Under.

In 1904, 20 Per Cent Of Journeys Were Made By Bicycle In London. I Want To See A Figure Like That Again. If You Can't Turn The Clock Back To 1904, What's The Point Of Being A Conservative?

Remind Me: Who Was The Greater Mass Murderer, Stalin Or Hitler? Well, Stalin Is Thought To Have Been Responsible For About 50 Million Deaths, And Hitler For A Mere 25 Million. What Hitler Did In His Concentration Camps Was Equalled If Not Exceeded In Foulness By The Soviet Gulags, Forced Starvation And Pogroms. What Makes The Achievements Of Communist Russia So Special And Different, That You Can Simper Around In A Cccp T-shirt, While Anyone Demented Enough To Wear Anything Commemorating The Third Reich Would Be Speedily Banged Away Under The 1986 Public Order Act?