Listen, Dundy, It's Been A Long Time

Strictly Speaking, There Are No Real Substitutes For Sexual Satisfaction

The Cheaper The Crook, The Gaudier The Patter.

If You Have A Story That Seems Worth Telling, And You Think You Can Tell It Worthily, Then The Thing For You To Do Is To Tell It, Regardless Of Whether It Has To Do With Sex, Sailors Or Mounted Policemen.

Nora Said: 'i Love You, Nicky, Because You Smell Nice And Know Such Fascinating People.

The People Who Lie The Most Are Nearly Always The Clumsiest At It, And They're Easier To Fool With Lies Than Most People, Too. You'd Think They'd Be On The Look-out For Lies, But They Seem To Be The Very Ones That Will Believe Almost Anything At All.