Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have

My Father Used To Wear The Same Pants For Like A Week.

I Wanted To Make Sure That I Did One Movie In My Career That Mothers Hug Me For.

I Had My Moments Of Being Humiliated, And Then I Had Moments Of Doing Something Humiliating. I'm Glad I Lived Out Both Roles.

Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have A Cook And He's In My Trailer Making Food All The Time.

I Don't Laugh At Me. I Used To. I Used To Get The Giggles When I'd See Myself. But Now, I See Myself Onscreen, And I Sure Don't Laugh.