Like All Sick Children,' He Answered Dispassionately,

The Thing About Chameleoning Your Way Through Life Is That It Gets To Where Nothing Is Real.

I Bet If You Look At The Average Teenager And The Average Adult, The Average Teenager Has Read More Books In The Last Year Than The Average Adult. Now Of Course The Adult Would Be All Like, 'i'm Busy, I Got A Job, I Got Stuff To Do.' Whatever! Read! I Mean, You're Watching Csi: Miami. Why Would You Be Watching Csi: Miami, When You Could Be Reading Csi: Miami, The Novelization?

How Strange And How Lovely It Is To Be Anything At All.

Ben Starling, You Better Not Have Bought Your Token Black Friend A Racist Shirt

We Landed, In Fact, Parallel To A Canal, Like There Were Two Runways: One For Us And One For Waterfowl.