Life Is Too Short To Be Serious

I Don't Have To Hide Or Be Somebody I'm Not. I Don't Have To Compromise. I Can Just Be Myself.

I Stole A Significant Amount Of Money From A Family Member. I Knew I Was Going To Get Caught, But I Was So Desperate I Didn't Care. It Was A Cry For Help.

I Was Dirt-poor. I Could Barely Hold Down A Job. Eventually, Though, I Started Getting Small Parts On Shows Like 'smallville,' 'supernatural'... And Lots Of Really Bad Sci-fi Movies. I Was Running Around The Woods In Wolf Contacts, Covered In Fake Blood Made Out Of Pancake Syrup, Roaring.

I'm Canadian, But No, I Don't Speak French.

At Some Point, You Realize Your Parents Are Human. They Make The Best Decisions They Can With The Options Available To Them.