Life Is Too Short For Men To

You Can Always Tell An Old Soldier By The Inside Of His Holsters And Cartridge Boxes. The Young Ones Carry Pistols And Cartridges; The Old Ones, Grub.

The Ability To Make Witty Observations Is Commonly Refered To As "cynism" By People Who Lack It.

It Is Impossible For An Englishman To Open His Mouth Without Making Some Other Englishman Hate Or Despise Him.

Opera Is When A Tenor And Soprano Want To Make Love, But Are Prevented From Doing So By A Baritone.

A Mind Of The Caliber Of Mine Cannot Derive Its Nutrient From Cows.