Life Is Funny, Baby, And That's No

Males Are The Most Incomprehensible Species.

How Would I Ever Know When That Moment Was Right, When Expectation Met Anticipation And Formed...connection?

All This Hoping For Nothing-or Someone-that's Maybe Hopeless

Why Should I Tell You?" He Asked, With No Small Amount Of Petulance. "if You Tell Me, I Will Leave You Alone," I Said. "and If You Don't Tell Me, I'm Going To Grab The Nearest Ghostwritten James Patterson Romance Novel And I Am Going To Follow You Through This Store Reading It Out Loud Until You Relent." Now I Could See The Fright Beneath The Defiance.

People Come To New York To Be Different, But I Go To Starbucks To Be The Same.