Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

You Don't Know What A Rough Crowd Is. If All I Have To Do Is Go Make People Laugh, That's Nothing. Let Me Tell You What A Tough Crowd Is. A Tough Crowd Is Going To A Morning Service And You Got Six People There And You Gotta Pay Your House Payment. That's A Tough Crowd.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

Jesus Is Still Up In Heaven, Thumbing Through His Bible, Going 'where Did I Say Build A Water Slide?'

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.