Liberals Have Managed To Eliminate The Idea

If The Press Really Thinks Obama Is Lincoln, They Ought To Treat Him Like They Treated Bush, 'cause That's How They Treated Lincoln. His Critics Compared Lincoln To An Ape; They Called Him An Illiterate Baboon.

Hussein Praised His Sons For Putting Up A Brave Fight, Noting That U.s. Forces Had Surrounded Their Compound With Advanced Weaponry, Ground Troops And Warplanes. In Case That Didn't Work, U.s. Forces Were Prepared To Tell Janet Reno That A Small Cuban Boy Was Inside The House.

If Colleges Wanted To Admit Only Legacies, Or Only Tuba Players, Or Only People Who Got Astonishingly Low Sat Scores ' To Ensure Some Of Their Graduates Would Be U.s. Senators One Day ' The Constitution Wouldn't Stop Them. What The States, Including State Colleges, Cannot Do Under The Constitution Is Discriminate On The Basis Of Race.

No Torture Has Yet Been Devised That Could Get A Liberal To Mention The Poor, Beleaguered Kurds Dancing In The Streets Because Saddam Is Gone.

Liberals Never, Ever Drop A Heinous Idea; They Just Change The Name. Abortion Becomes Choice, Communist Becomes Progressive, Communist Dictatorship Becomes People's Democratic Republic And Nikita Khrushchev Becomes Barack Obama.