Liberals Are More Upset When A Tree

My Track Record Is Pretty Good On Predictions.

The Truth Cannot Be Delivered With Novocaine.

The Klan Sees The World In Terms Of Race And Ethnicity. So Do Liberals

Frankly, I'm Getting A Lot Of Great Publicity.

Teddy Kennedy's Big New Idea Is To Wheel Out His 18th Proposal To Raise The Minimum Wage. He's Been Doing This Since Wages Were Paid In Spanish Doubloons (which Coincidentally Are Now Mostly Found Underwater). Kennedy Refuses To Countenance Any Risky Schemes Like Trying To Grow The Economy So People Making Minimum Wage Get Raises Because They've Been Promoted. Kennedy's Going Down And He's Taking The Party With Him! (recognize The Pattern?)