Lawyers Know How To Take Isolated Complaints

I Don't Fear Death Because I Don't Fear Anything I Don't Understand. When I Start To Think About It, I Order A Massage And It Goes Away.

I Often Talked To Bing Crosby, And While I Liked Him, I Never Understood Why He Was So Popular. To Me His Voice Was Just A Gimmick.

I Advise Everybody Not To Save: Spend Your Money. Most People Save All Their Lives And Leave It To Somebody Else. Money Is To Be Enjoyed.

I Never Go To Funerals. To Me A Person Is Dead When He Breathes For The Last Time. After That, Your Memories Should Be Personal.

I Win Because I Learned Years Ago That Scared Money Always Loses. I Never Care, So I Win.