Last Time I Was In Canada Celine

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.

I Usually Have Sex To My Stand-up Comedy Album. Power Move.

Do You Want Me To Apologize After Every Joke? If It Doesn't Offend Somebody It's Probably Not A Joke. It's Probably An Observation That's Not Funny. It's Gotta Offend Somebody Somewhere.

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.

I'm Pretty Careful About The Things I Say Ahead Of Time. I'm Thoughtful About Not Going Too Far. The Only Thing You Can Do Occasionally Is Be Too Much.