Kissing Someone Out Of Pity Is Always

Is Is Difficult To Be Angry With A Gentleman Who Pays You Compliments, Even Impertinent Compliments. Especially Impertinent Compliments.

Dogs Can Be Made To Feel Guilty About Anything, Including The Sins Of Their Owners. Cats Refuse To Take The Blame For Anything - Including Their Own Sins.

The Trouble With Unknown Enemies Is That They Are So Difficult To Identify.

Another Dead Body. Every Year It Is The Same. Every Year, Another Dead Body.

Stereotypes Are Awfully Misleading. There Are Typical Librarians, But Not All Librarians Are Typical.